B-but... you're in Slytherin, right? Which must mean that you see me as a minion or potential resource!

Overall, though, this part is what got me the most:
"I find myself to identify with James Potter the most. As they did with him, many people either see me as a great friend or a cruel jackass. Either way, I plan to die young and leave quite the impression when I go."

...you plan to die young? Maybe she should be applying to a suicide help community. :|.